"SKWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!" the hen screeched. Hey! What's going on here? The hen was tucked securely under Jack's arm as he ran away from the castle. All I want to do is sit around and pop out a golden egg every once in awhile, OK? I don't like this marathon running crap!

"THEIF! THEIF!!" the ogre could be heard yelling from the castle.